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I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I`ve come.
When I want your opinion, I’ll give it a funny voice.
I have many thoughts. I just can´t remember any of them.
good boys go to heaven bad boys go every where
There was a sense of accomplishment finishing the daily newspaper. I literally have no idea when I`m supposed to stop reading the internet.
You can`t make me believe there`s a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
You`ve got to love yourself. But not in public places.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn`t much, but the reception was excellent.
Definition of insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results
"There`s strength in numbers" I whisper to my 9th slice of pizza.
“I saw that.” -Karma
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
Some of the best memories I have are of times right before the cops showed up.
The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she`s just found my Facebook account
Me and my recliner...we go way back.