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I don`t get along with Hipster kids. Not a fan of the smell of thrift stores.
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
You can steal my status updates whenever you want, but just remember that I lick every single one before I post them...
if money grew of trees, girls would be dating monkeys
Give a fish some bread and he`ll eat for a day. Teach a fish to be a flying piranha and he`ll eat for a lifetime.
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures.
After the expiration date on poison, is it more potent or less potent?
I wouldn`t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
I was going to do a time travelling joke but you guys didn`t like it.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
The only correct answer to the question are you sleeping is no.
when people fall in love they are called " love birds." when they fight they are called "angry birds."
My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?
True love is when you burn your tongue when you take a bite from a pizza and you still keep eating it.