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I’m at Code 5 today. I don’t know. It’s something this lady in the coffee shop said and I liked it. So now I’m using it, too.
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
The real reason I`m not a superhero.... Pockets, I need my pockets.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
I tried to make both ends meet, but I`m a poor judge of distance.
If you can´t say anything nice ... we´re probably related.
Facebook. Where people can express thoughts that otherwise might get them fired, divorced, thrown in a loony bin or all three.
Based on how many times I`ve dropped my phone, I`m gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need "lives" as if I didn`t already know that.
Sometimes I think I’m too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop.
If we`re all expected to have sex with our Valentine on Valentine`s Day, I`m truly dreading Presidents` Day.
Who ever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard!
Apparently I`d rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.