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I don`t know what`s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.
Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question.
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in
I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
I don`t know why I think I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse, I cant even handle the puff of air at the eye doctor.
Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat sh!t crazy to make a point.
Condoms prevent minivans.
Yes, I streaked once on a dare ... all the rest of the times though were just for fun
An egg salad is really just a chicken salad that is really underdone.
Two can play that game...` -people who dont understand that`s how games usually work
I am not retreating! I am advancing in a different direction!
The problem with rich people is I`m not one of them.
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
No matter how nice I ask random people, nobody will take me to Funkytown.