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I don`t get along with Hipster kids. Not a fan of the smell of thrift stores.
I`d swim across the ocean for you.. Lol, Just kidding. There`s f*cking sharks in there.
"Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" -- Girlfriends in the 17th century probably
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
I don`t understand why people have to "get ready" for bed....I`m always ready for bed.
Helpful tip #12: Never buy all the tools you need to kidnap, kill and bury someone from just one store.
That awkward moment when you`re telling the truth, but start laughing like crazy and everyone thinks you`re lying.
Studies show that people with high sex drives also tend to be very forgetful. Did I tell you guys that already?
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
When I`m all out of alcohol...haha! Just kidding! I`d never let that scenario become a reality.
Someone has got to come up with a polite way to ask a fat girl if she`s pregnant.
My favorite in-laws are the ones that don`t exist.
Wonder what my couch is doing right now.
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about