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"I`d like a bowl of soup please." "Any sides?" "I hope so, or it`ll go EVERYWHERE."
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains. I wonder what the other half is for?
Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
Lust is not real love and Tombstone is not real pizza, but both are fine when you`re drunk.
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
The only thing I`ve learned from my mistakes is that I make a whole bunch of them
I`m pretty sure even Santa wishes they would stop playing Christmas music on the radio this time of year.
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
I have problems cleaning my house because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
I ordered a new GPS unit, but it got lost in the mail.
I used to think drinking was bad until i stopped thinking
Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices. I`m Confused.