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Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.
Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
I was fighting with this gal over who is lazier. I let her win.
Life is not a garden so quit being a hoe
I`ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Take a moment and make that sh!t perfect.
one day a man seen a fairy, and asked.... could you make me irresistible to all women.... so she turned him into a credit card. :`D
I woke up praying McDonald`s would still be serving breakfast but I just missed it by 6 hours.
Sometimes, I question my sanity ... Sometimes, it replies
There are two key elements to success. 1) Never tell anyone everything you know.
I don’t have a bucket list, but my f*cket list is a mile long.