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Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can’t these days. My phone battery just doesn’t have the stamina any more.
OH NO !,,,,,,,,, I just realized I can`t stop calling the addiction hotline....
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.
Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she’s laughing at your junk.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop and where to spend it
How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
It`s about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from playing any role in society.
Hooray ! My face book film has been nominated for an Academy Award
some mornings i wish i could sneak up behind my alarm clock and say, "HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!"
The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One. That was the last thing I remembered
I don`t know what I would do without Facebook, but I`m sure it would be something more productive
I see dead people. Well technically they`re stupid people, but give me a few minutes
I would want to change my name to `Nobody` on Facebook. So when someone updates something stupid it says `Nobody likes this`
Facebook is the reason why my work is not done.