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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
If men could have multiple orgasms, lotions would cost more than an iPhone.
I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber were both answers on Jeopardy tonight. The end is near........
Some people are just bad news!!! Those are my favorite!
My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
If you lack motivation, get on treadmill naked in front of mirror.
Bored, so I’m going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I’m him from the future.
Apparently members of the Westboro Baptist Church were outside a theater when the marquee gave way and came crashing down injuring several of them amidst their protest. Witnesses overhead many of the members muttering to themselves, "It must be a sign."
Don`t feel bad, alot of people don`t have talent either
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
Million dollar idea: A snooze button that lets you sleep longer the harder you hit it.
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently the other 2 become immortal.