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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining
New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don`t drink and drive and become the nut
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
Well I didn`t know that minding my own business becomes part of your business to mind
Stretch pants are like Wonder Bras for your butt cheeks
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are.
I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
I hate being bi-polar. It`s awesome.
Relationships are like just-out-of-the-oven pizza. You know it`s going to burn you, but it looks so good and maybe this time it won`t?
Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
"I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone" -girls who can`t figure out boyfriend`s passwords