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If I won the lottery, I don`t think I would change much. I`d still be the same asshole, just one in a helicopter.
Turns out that my get rich painfully slow scheme isn`t working out either.
!that embarrasing moment when you fake a call then a real one comes...!lol.
Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
If no one from the future comes back to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time.
Got this super hard game on my phone called Bank Of America. You only get a power up every 2 weeks? Need cheat codes
I`m starting to get that "f*ck it" attitude about everything..
There`s something I need to get off my chest: Darned Cheetos crumbs.
50 Shades of Laze - My weekend plans
If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.
Being unsure has never stopped me from making a decision.
The older I get, the more I understand someone`s desire to just say-"F*ck it. I`m going to be drunk all the time & live under this bridge."