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This day needs more tomfoolery!
Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn`t know you did that for fun.
I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
Empty your medicine cabinet and put another mirror in there. Scares the hell out of snooping house guests.
I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling, "help! shark! help! " I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
I`m starting to get that "f*ck it" attitude about everything..
I just threw a piece of food on the floor of my cubicle. Totally forgot my dog doesn`t work here.
In about 20 years, that cherry tattoo on your cleavage is gonna look like a pair of raisins and that butterfly you got tatted on back is gonna look like a moth.
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find `em.
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
Card on top of gift reads `I want you wearing this tonight` only to open the gift to find NOTHING
Do you think all the giraffes sit around and watch Margaret in Nebraska give birth?
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center?