Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Iād be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer.
HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
I used to be a camera man in the porn industry but it became too hard...
Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, muffins are healthy :) your welcome.
Multitasking? Iām not even good at unitasking.
Just when I think my confidence couldn`t be shakier, some shitty website tells me I have a "Weak Password"
I`m beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.
My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Walmart
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
I hate fake people...especially the ones at the mall advertising clothes in front of the stores
One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn`t Nintendo.
People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy.