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Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
How the hell do you call Batman during the day?
I think I need to return my GPS...no matter what it can`t help me find easy street
I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
Dyslexics of the world.. UNTIE!
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
You call it "Road Rage". I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around a$$holes that don`t know how to f*cking drive."
Turbo Tax might just be the worst video game I`ve ever played.
I`m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be OK
I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
Gee I wish I could push the envelope... But it`s stationary.
I do everything faster when I have to pee.
I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!