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It`s nice to know I`m wanted....even if it`s only by the Police!
I really need a long road trip, top down, in the Jeep...with a cooler....loud music....and an extra cooler in case the first one isn`t enough
I don`t always drink beer. But when I do, I always lie about not always drinking beer.
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
Once again, I`m a distant runner-up for TIME magazine`s `Person Of The Year`. I`m beginning to think it`s rigged...
I can already tell this is going to be one of those days where I am not rich and famous.
I`ve started an elimination diet, It`s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug. It would be cool to know that every time I drove by a school bus, some kid was getting punched.
I`ve just realised that I`ve got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Update Facebook status.
If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
I have problems cleaning my house because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
Why is it Donald Duck never wore pants but always had a towel wrapped around his waist when he got out of the shower?
Just bought a car with the money from my swear jar.
Bill Gates: A billi a billi a billi JayZ: Half billi half billi half billi Lil Wayne: A milli a milli a milli Me: A dollar a dollar a dollar