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Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it’s all panic and screaming.
You`re never too old to learn something stupid.
Coffee is nature’s way of saying “Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!”
If you have no regrets in life, you clearly have never gone out with me.
I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
Interviewer: "What did you like best about your last job?" Me: "Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."
Do transformers have health insurance or car insurance???
you know what`s funny? Obviously neither do I or I would have posted it.
Instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective.
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
Isn`t it weird that a vacuum cleaner isn`t something that is used to clean vacuums?
God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me.
Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms.