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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
Never let your printer know you`re in a rush, those bastards smell fear
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
If I’ve learned anything in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
Surveys say 1 out of every 2 people suck at math. It`s terrible that 80% of the population can`t even do the easiest calculations.
The closest I`ve come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.
Doctor: How`s your headache? Me: She`s out of town.
My girlfriend said if this gets 100 thumbs up we`ll try anal. So please don`t vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.