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How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
How long do I have to sleep before I`m legally a bear?
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
This post is just for you.
The guy who invented, "Take Your Child To Work Day," probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on his way to work..
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers make any f*cking sense.
is wondering why books on "how to make women happy" arent displayed in the fiction section
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I’ve finally decided to do something about my weight ... Lie.
Beware of the deodorants with instructions that ask you to "remove the top and push up bottom"... they could at least make them round.
If you can read this please let me know - because it means I blocked the wrong person.
If you would`ve told me back in 1999 that we`d still be using animated gifs in 2015, I would`ve said "Wow, what a boring conversation"
Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion
Most of the lies I tell aren`t even true!