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Cranked the treadmill up to MAX for 15 minutes. When I finally took a break my roller skates were hot to the touch.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn`t answer the phone.
I thought I was a bit hardcore until I saw this guy sucking on a soy sauce packet like an Otter Pop.
Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar, because you`re so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and ... hold on, are those nuts?
If you can’t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don’t know where you are!
Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
Gym update: not there
It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
If cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can I, dammit!
You know it`s getting bad when the voices in your head start texting you
Living out of your car isn`t so bad if you keep telling yourself you`re "on tour"
Spent 40 minutes on the treadmill this morning. Next time I might turn it on.
In "I am Legend" Will Smith lives alone for years. But then 24hrs after a woman shows up, he dies.....AND she stole his bacon
Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.