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Remember kids, the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.
If Google can`t find the answer, it`s not a question.
I dont think McDonald`s french fries are real food. Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect ... Tasted fine, too.
The term "bath toys" has a whole new meaning when you`re an adult
Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it`s strapped to the top of someone`s car.
I was reading that it takes the average man four minutes to have sex, and he’s asleep eight minutes after that. This sounds very dangerous, because by then most men are driving home.
My new year`s resolution is to stop making new year`s resolutions.
hearing that Jesus loves you is very nice unless you`re in a Mexican prison
What makes fancy green beans fancy?
Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?
I just don`t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don’t get her a size S with a gift receipt, you’re an a$$hole.
Some people repeat themselves when they`re drunk & some people repeat themselves when they`re drunk.
I`m so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me.