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MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it`s like they had those babies for nothing.
I`m not a psychologist,,, but I remember when a Hot Wheels track magically cured 80% of ADHD
Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
When I`m bored, I dress up as Waldo, walk up to strangers (in a crowded airport), and say "psssst... if ANYBODY asks......YOU ain`t seen me... capiche?"
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
We`re sorry to announce that due to budget cuts the beloved carol "Silver Bells" will be replaced with the more cost effective carol "Aluminium Bells".
Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.
I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
“I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!” – How I got out of jury duty
Every novel is a mystery, if you never finish it.
It`s Saturday morning. My neighbor has mowed his lawn AND weeded his garden. I`ve spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
That awkward moment when you take a bath in the middle of the day and don`t know whether to wear normal clothes or pajamas.
I’m not a sore loser ... thanks to Vicodin.
Nobody pissed me off today... I got to get out more.
Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light