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One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
You never hear skinny people saying, "I`m just small boned."
There’s plenty of fish in the sea… I just suck at fishing.
Asking a guy, "Are you done with that?" & pointing to his girlfriend, is frowned upon. Apparently.
I’m starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise.
May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.
People are so predictable..I bet you`re even reading this status right now.
If I had a British accent, I`d never shut up.
I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."