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I have a land line just so that I still have the option to slam the phone down when I angrily hang up on someone.
Unless its inappropriately, don`t f*cking touch me.
My kids wanna have a water balloon fight later, I just got done putting mine in the freezer... Wanna bet I win...
If I learned anything from my children, it`s that it is always OK to do something stupid, as long as someone DARED you to do it.
I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
I am not sure why a guy getting trapped in a vagina sculpture is big news...men have been trapped by vaginas for many years.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
I`m starting to doubt that all of the people in this singing group are called Carol.
Facebook, the lost and found for people. . .
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else...
I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.
You know it`s a classy establishment when they quietly ask you to leave.
Last night I was walking the sexiest girl ever home until she turned around and saw me.
I`m smiling, that alone should scare you.