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I put the o in illiterate!
Olympic Mens Ice Hockey USA vs Canada. Loser keeps Justin Bieber.
If you really want to get under someone`s skin these days, just leave them a voicemail.
If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
I’m a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.
If you say "cash money" around me, Don`t act surprised when I kick you in the "balls nuts" See how stupid that sounds?
If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
Talk to your kids about drugs. Maybe they have better connections than you.
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
Imagine how out of control drinking would if we didn`t have hangovers
For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair
I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
Its so cold outside I might even post about it on Facebook
First rule of Pizza club, you don’t share it.