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Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.
You can tell a lot about a womans mood by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she`s probably angry.
Some days your the bug; some days your the windshield.
It`s impossible to look like a bad ass while eating a snow cone.
If this cold snowy weather doesn`t clear up soon, I may never get in the mood to take down the Christmas tree-
People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down meal inside McDonald`s scare me.
Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
I`ve found that the things I`m most interested in aren`t really in my best interest.
i just peed so hard that I laughed a little bit
LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society`s way of preparing you for your driver`s license photo.
The problem with you is ... you exist.
I`m sexy and I know it really is....... your slutty and you blow it.
I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
Does running out of money count as exercise?