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My eye problems starts on Mondays and ends on Friday evening. I see clearer after the fourth bottle.
I got kicked out of the pool today ... apperently the breaststroke isn`t what I thought it was.
I’d like to think I’ve taught Citibank a valuable lesson about handing out credit cards all willy-nilly.
Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I`ve only missed one day.
There`s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
If you have no regrets in life, you clearly have never gone out with me.
I’m going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep.
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
Why is there a Stairway to heaven and a highway to hell? There is a lot more traffic going to hell
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can`t figure out who`s going to do it.
Some days, I practice positive thinking. Other days, I`m not positive I am thinking.
Why would I dance like nobody`s watching? People need to see this.
What makes fancy green beans fancy?
Your girl always on her knees. What she forgot she had feet?
I`ve never been a fan of multi-tasking or quite frankly regular tasking.