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FITNESS TIP: Set a regular gym schedule that`s easy to keep up with. For example, I work out once every 4 years after I vote for president.
I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
I never thought I`d be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning ... I was right!
Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
As i get older i realize I do a LOT more YOGA...attempting to tie my shoelaces
bitches want what they cant have..or thats what I keep telling myself
Stop, drop, and roll isn`t just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation.
One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere.
The human body is amazing... You breathe in oxygen and it converts it into sarcasm.
"If your reading this, I think your awesome!"
When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can`t get any worse, please remember...I don`t give a s$it.
The only solution to a problem is to find the source and Kill it.
My method of going "offline" in FB chat is to just ignore you.
Wouldn`t ventriloquists be a lot cooler if they could throw their farts?