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The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone.
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars.
These last 7 hours at work are always the longest.
Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
If history repeats itself, I´m totally getting a dinosaur.
People who say 45 minutes past the hour must be the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 month olds
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
life is too short to think twice and act wise....
when i was little my dad told me that the icecream man only played music when he ran out of icecream well played dad well played
To-Do List : Nothing[?]
Today`s brilliant idea: Slim Fast beer.
Our neighbor said he wouldn`t mind me stealing their newspaper if I would at least put a robe on first.
Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves