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I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you`re pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things
Don’t text and drive. You don’t want “lol” to be the last thing you say before you die.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don´t know when.
when is humpty dumpty going to hatch?
Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.
If I didn`t procrastinate, I probably wouldn`t do anything at all.
The only thing worse than "the one who got away" is "the one who won`t go away."
Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They`re probably the reason.
I don`t know if I`ve got some free time, or if I just forgot what the hell I`m supposed to be doing...
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
I don`t get why people find drunk text annoying
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society`s way of preparing you for your driver`s license photo.
Don`t call me names, you don`t know enough words to describe me
You have 600 friends on Facebook but you have to take your own picture of yourself for your profile photo.
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....