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I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
If you´re a millionaire and you don´t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you´re wasting it.
If I lived in England I would approach my boss on payday and say "pound me."
I`m not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate.
I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
I know alcohol isn`t the answer, but it`s my best guess.
I sure did waste a lot of time as a kid practicing my autograph.
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
Your cat doesn`t love you. If it were bigger it would eat you.
Sorry I said "What is it?" when you showed me your baby.
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective.
I`m fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest any of you in despair and disappointment?
I`m 50% sure this cross eyed guy is starring at my tits.
Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.