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How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
When you`re accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don`t reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago.
For every bad idea you have, I’m always there to tell you…I’m in.
Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
I walked into a bar in my pirate suit and a ships wheel in my pants.... The bartender asked... "Why do you have a wheel in your pants"? I replied "Argh.. it`s driving me nuts".
New kitchen game: `Fridge and Cupboard Tetris`- Putting the possibility of being pummeled by a food avalanche on a whole new level of adventure.
Can`t reach it. Don`t need it.
Somebody asked for my name today, and when I told them they said "That`s an unusual name. You don`t hear that everyday" to which I replied "Well actually... I do"
Bad decisions and good stories or good decisions and no stories?
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
This morning I jogged for 30 swear words.
Hooters does have hot girls, but the Subway girls are the real wife material.
I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free.
Don`t worry about walking a mile in my shows. Try a day thinking in head.