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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
Have you hugged you bartender today.
Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he`s attempting to get his hoodie back. He`s in for one hell of a life lesson.
I laughed more at the Broncos offense then I did at the commercials.
If money can`t buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?
When I die, bury me with a pack of smokes, no light. Where I`m going, there will have plenty of free fires to light from.
You`d think my password was "yourmom" because the computer said it was too easy.
If at first you don`t succeed...Do it the way your wife told you to. ;)
If your online dating profile says "I don`t have sex on the first date" then that`s why you`re on a dating website.
They say I have a drinking problem. I say they have a problem with nudity.
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-