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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
Boobs: because you can`t suck on a girls personality
Never let your printer know you`re in a rush, those bastards smell fear
There`s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
If today were a fish, I`d throw it back.
Next time a conspiracy theorist says, "That`s what they want you to think," say, "No, but that`s what they wanted you to tell me."
Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces.
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
Think we could get the North Korean hackers to end "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"?
I don`t feel like folding the laundry, so I just restart the dryer
My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again.
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
My nickname at work is "HR wants to see you"
I refuse to celebrate Earth Day until Wind & Fire are recognized.
If we`re in a situation where I am the "voice of reason," then we are in a very very bad situation.