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On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says "Recalculating"?
We`re sorry to announce that due to budget cuts the beloved carol "Silver Bells" will be replaced with the more cost effective carol "Aluminium Bells".
Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How´d that work out for him?
I`m gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer`s.
my friends status was "standing on the edge of a cliff" ... so I poked him
On a scale of 1 to "Me".. how smart are you?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
Word for the day is asstard
What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
Man I wanna throw a book at someones face and be like "I Facebooked you!"
I am not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster ?
In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds ... How is that person still alive?
Walmart has their new Savings Catcher app... I`m thinking savings isn`t the only thing you will catch ...
Dear single guys; open a pet shop selling cats. Let the single ladies come to you.