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I have one question about Insanity, "Are we there yet"?
Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.
I`m not lying, I`m just making the story better.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Save electricity! Would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?
Why can`t Mosquitos suck Fat instead of Blood!
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
auto-correct has got to be my worst enema.
Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a$$hole.
Trying to be less negative but it`ll never work.
"Be strong" I whisper to my coffee.
Most hated song in jail: "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you"......
I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”