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Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
A walk of shame is always sad. Don`t make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler.
I’m offering a $1000 reward to anyone who brings me $1000 and a taco.
If history repeats itself, I´m totally getting a dinosaur.
What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
Why do people ask “What the hell were you thinking?” Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.
Q.Teacher: why do we drink water? A. Learner : Because we cant eat it!
Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
If anyone is looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot give me a call. . .
Juvenile humor My friend David lost his ID. We just call him Dav now. Here`s your sign..................
If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
Whenever I hear someone say “STOP” my brain says “Hammer Time”
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...