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I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
Things I`ve learned: There`s no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.
Remember, You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
I have two feelings, it`s either "I`m hungry" or "I shouldn`t have eaten this much"
Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you´ve had?
Government shutdown day 8: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
I wish bedtime was all the time.
How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
I’ve taken off my pants in most malls that I’ve been to.
For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair
I failed my driver`s test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Text and check Facebook."
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.