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Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
Sometimes it’s the little victories, like depositing a dollar to avoid overdraw fees that make me feel like a responsible adult.
So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
Every day is a struggle between wanting to lose weight and wanting to eat my weight in pizza.
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Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
Really don`t see the need for pants for the rest of this day. :)
If you`ve ever wondered which of your friends are really amazing, you`re in luck today. :)
Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
Google must be a woman...it knows everything.
You know the best side effect of losing weight? Supersonic hearing. I can hear the crinkle of a candy wrapper or bag of chips through walls.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s…That’s because she changes it more often.
I`m Not Perfect. Your Not Perfect. But Together We Can Be a Perfect Sense of Humor LOL!
Its so hot I used my blow dryer as a cooling fan!
Defies physics: I eat half a pound of food, `purge` 1 pound of it, and then gain five pounds because of it-- WTF?