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If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?
I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can’t these days. My phone battery just doesn’t have the stamina any more.
Those kids in the Trix commercials were real jerks. Why couldn’t they just share their cereal with the rabbit?
How do you play religious roulette? You stand around in a circle with your friends and blaspheme, and see who gets struck by lightning first.
Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?
I know alcohol isn`t the answer, but it`s my best guess.
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye after you hit send.
Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
I`m not funny, I`m just really mean and people think I`m joking.
I used to play sports. Then realized you can buy trophies. Now I´m good at everything.
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste
I wish they all could be Jerry Springer girls.
Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?