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I don`t really want to make bad choices; but I`m always late, and all the good choices are already taken..
Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business" always be followed by, "but"?
How can you tell if a smurf has the blues?
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
Keep calm and pretend today isn’t Monday.
My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
Literally saw someone get a tattoo of a camel on their toe.
I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
If you love someone, let them go, if they don`t come back..... Set them on fire *evil grin*
The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal meth back into Sudafed.
Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
WARNING::World Health Organization says radiation from cell phones may cause cancer. Please text everyone you know about this.
When my dog sniffs another dog’s poop I can only assume that it’s their equivalent to checking a friend’s facebook page.
Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that`s not already taken.