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My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately.
It`s called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I`d of sent a bloody letter
It`s called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
I don’t know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese’s to a box of tampons could literally save lives.
Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He’s a sneaky bastard.
I hate when people call me and ask "WHO IS THIS?"
I got a free wallet and watch today. It`s like this gun is magic.
Beauty is only a light switch away...
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
If I had three wishes, I`d use one for boobs. Because I`m pretty sure I could get everything else that I wanted if I had boobs.
why were you in my dreams again? i`m starting to think you`re stalking me.
I`m so proud of myself, I spent all night putting my Christmas decorations up myself.. I`m now at the hospital having them removed
Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)