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I`m going to be very disappointed if I go to England and nobody skips to the loo.
Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
I like the part of the day when food happens.
Wedding: The really expensive party taking place relatively 5-10 years before your divorce.
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. Iām really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
If its so great outside why do bugs try to get in my f*cking house?
Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that Iām right.
FYI: You have to stop Facebook posting to have an alibi for ignoring texts.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven`t pooped it out yet ... Really scared now!
It`s always nice to be called Pretty in the morning. So what if he was hiding behind the trash wearing no pants.
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society`s way of preparing you for your driver`s license photo.
I like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking them what I`m wearing.