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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
I just got gas for $1.79... Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
"Fidget Spinners are so dumb pointless." -The generation that purchased over 5 million Pet Rocks.
Ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?
Whenever I pick my Grandma up from the airport, I leave my left blinker on during the entire drive so she feels more comfortable.
How long does it usually take for a Happy Meal to start working?.... It`s been an hour.
The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself "do I want to see it?" If you do, it`s not on Netflix.
People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
is not impatient. I just patient really fast.
Mary had a little lamb,,the midwife fainted
This is a lousy dating site.
Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
There should be a mercy rule for how many pics a girl can upload from her vacation.
To settle an argument, think about why you are wrong and why she has boobs.
Apparently I`d rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.