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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
Seems like everyone is either trying to pretend they have the life they want, or escape the life they have.
Einstein was wrong. The real definition of insanity is trying to clean your house when you have children.
why does that idiot Charlie Sheen keep winning, and a good person like me keeps losing?
How to know you have a sunburn: Smack the spot. If you scream in pain, its a sunburn
You can test my patience all you want, but Iām never going to pass.
Pretty sure autocorrect and Siri talk shit about me behind my back.
No, I didn`t accidentally pocket dial you, I wanted you to hear me eat lunch.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
Its amazing how many people respond to "Hey Dumba$$!"
Im afraid to go outside or even sit next to a window during an lightening storm. Im afraid that I`ll get zapped! I`m scared that God is gonna get me!!!
is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
I don`t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
Just saw two homeless guys hitting each other with a piece of cardboard................PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!
A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it.