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Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.
Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
"You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
Whenever I pick my Grandma up from the airport, I leave my left blinker on during the entire drive so she feels more comfortable.
whenever i`m bored I just expect at any moment for the Koolaid man to break through my wall and take me on a deliciously refreshing adventure!
Weird how “news” and “fact checking” are treated like two separate concepts these days.
Not sure what my spirit animal is, but I am sure it has rabies
Please don`t make me choose between you and porn.
If you aren`t sure if you like someone, here`s a test: imagine they`re dead. Now, was it an accident or did you murder them?
To hell with the "dislike" button! i think we need a "who cares" button, a "WTF" button and a "STFU!" button. just saying.... Oh and a "lol" button because i just get tired of writing it! lol!
A part of me wants to go on a diet and eat healthy. Sadly that part of me is a liar.
Life is like a teenager`s p@nis. some are short, some are long, but it is always hard.
All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh ... and not just when he drops his pants.
They should make a "How It`s Made" episode on how "How It`s Made" is made.
"I can`t wait for New Years to be over!" -my liver