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Sarcasm: because snapping a neck is frowned upon in a court of law.
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
Have you noticed that it`s only the married squirrels that hurl themselves in front of your car......
Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!
A reality show where a couple wins $10 million dollars if they show nobody a picture of their baby for the first 2 years.
The Easter Bunny doesn`t always drink, but when he does I bet it`s hopscotch.
When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I`m sure you already know, have a great time!
I`ve decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I`m back
I took a nude photo of myself ... With the light off ... You`re welcome.
Just sneezed 8 times in a row and saw the entrance to Narnia for a split second.
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest....
Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
I hate it when I open my fridge and get punched by a bear... =/
Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”... but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot"