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The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
When it comes to tantrums, I throw like a girl.
Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I`ll keep you all posted.
If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a video camera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out
"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
Over 500 channels and not a DAMN THING to watch! I suppose I should subscribe to some of them...
It´s not that I hate you, it´s just.. well I´ll put it this way.. if you were on fire & I had water, I´d drink it.
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
99 Days Facebook Free? Big deal! In 1999 I went a whole year without Facebook.
Some people are just pure evil...I should know because I`m one of them.
No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one.
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Line forms here for spankings
Here`s where I draw the line: ___________________________.