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Lets face it we have all tried to get something done before the microwave timer goes off.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
Every now and then when I`m in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you`re listening". If I`m wrong, nobody knows. If I`m right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy.
Does all this status updating make my ego look fat?
My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
Facebook- to help future generations discover if there`s ever been any mental illness in the family.
According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
Dudes get one chest or arm tattoo and suddenly forget to wear shirts.
You posted a drunk selfie last night at 2:04 AM and then deleted it five minutes later. But I took a screenshot. Let`s negotiate.
The toughest decision I will make today is bottle or draft.
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts.
Without coffee, Iām just a really tall 2 year old.
Who ever says "words can`t hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary.