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Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
When I say ‘it’s a long story’, it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
Just had workplace violence training. It`s like HR doesn`t even care about the first rule of fight club.
Today`s Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bullsh*t.
I will be back in 5 minutes, if I am not then please read this again! :D
Grant me the courage to change the things I can, the serenity to accept the things I cannot, and a big-a$$ed pitcher of margaritas as “Plan B”
Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
Why Am I Sober? - A Horror Story
Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart
Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is BS!
I am a brilliant man, I just sometimes can`t remember where I parked my car.
Picking your nose doesn`t make you a bad person. .... but what you do with the booger will define you.
“Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it
Odd Fact: The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = DREAMS.