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Please ignore this post, I`m pretending to be adding a coworker`s phone number.
It`s been a boring day today. Not exactly Nascar boring, but awfully close.
That moment you realize that the person who proofread Hitler`s speeches was indeed a Grammar Nazi.
People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.
No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don`t Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.
I saw the city workers putting up a sign on my street and it says Bumpy road ... so I put up a sign that says ,, FIX IT !
Did Humpty Dumpty sue them motherf*ckers for making that wall so high?
Please, please don`t be a bitch to me. Because then I`ll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
The human race is the only one that lets its idiots live a full life...
Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet.
I dont think I could ever stab someone.. I barely can get the straw into a Capri Sun.
Driving a Dodge doesn`t automatically make you a defensive driver.
The fastest way to being happy is to make other people happy. You go first.