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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
4 out of 5 dentists agree that 1 out of 5 dentists is just doing it for the attention.
Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.
If a man says something in the woods.. And there are no women there.. Is he still wrong? O_o
I imagine a world where whining on Facebook is illegal.
What’s a drunken pirates worst nightmare? A sunken booty with no chest.
Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.
Today in my local cemetery I came across the grave of Arthur Wynne the inventor of the crossword puzzle. For those that want to know where he is buried it`s 6 down and 4 across.
The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck.
Which one of you is Moderation? I keep getting told we need to drink together.
I try not to limit my madness to March.
Odd Fact: The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = DREAMS.
Admit it: you have all tried to rap in the shower..