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I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie.
Never buy the first round cause that`s when people care what they`re drinking!
HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.
You can`t fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too...
For lent, I`m giving up sexual innuendos but it`s hard... so hard!
The synonym for `reality` is `offline`
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel`s foot.
Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
A friend of mine told me i have to update my self and I asked my self : does he mean there can be a latest version of me?
I was thinking about jumping on the Patriot`s Fan bandwagon, but I am afraid that the tires would be deflated...
Some days you`re the Titanic, some days you`re the iceberg and some days you`re that guy who hit the propeller on the way down.
I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane`s dog & she was like, "I`ve never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"
New Study: Long-term beer drinking can lead to depression, also known as "running out of beer."