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Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, "I don`t think you`re supposed call people that any more."
So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy.
FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
Hey.. The tequila I drank wants to tell you a secret.
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
I like superheroes but I`d rather hang out with the villains.
You might think you`re smart until you try using someone else`s microwave.
We`ve spent years planning and preparing for the zombie apocalypse all for nothing......clowns....its gonna be clowns that finish us off.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom’s bedroom. I can’t believe it.. She’s a superhero!
I come from a long line of successful people. I have successfully stopped that tradition.
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
How can they have a Facebook group called Facebookers Anonymous? That`s like trying to hold a successful AA meeting in a bar.
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.