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"Don`t try this at home" encourages people to try it at another`s home instead.
Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
Bad Morning: As I sit on the throne remembering I used all the toilet paper last night for Halloween pranks.
The more you know. Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry Daylight Savings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.
Hunting is easier for vegans because it’s easier to sneak up on plants.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
If you want to get me to do something, bribery does work.
Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
We are guaranteed "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness". So, why did happiness get a Lamborghini and I got a `74 Pinto?????
I never said "you were stupid" I said "you are stupid", there`s nothing past tense about it!
Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
I am not saying you are stupid, because I thought you already knew
Don`t Follow Me, I`m Lost Too
Relationship Status: Very relieved socks can`t get pregnant.
Better to be incredibly weird than incredibly boring.