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Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.
This liquid diet crap is a scam. I`ve been drinking beer since last Tuesday and I`m still fat.
Your just jealous because u don`t hear the voices.
Life would be more simple if the person who named the orange an orange would have named more things. ;) Just Sayin`
I`m great at spelling bees ... But hopless at spelling other words.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you`d think they`d cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks.
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
Is it bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening?
You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
Sometimes, I`m offended at how easily offended some people get.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they`re born AND after they`re dead.