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Being `clean and sober` means I`ve showered and I`m headed to the liquor store.
Not all guys just want s@x... I want sandwiches too.
Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as “you should know this”
Not All Of The `Goodbyes` Are Sad (eg. * Goodbye School * Goodbye Work)
A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
me + you = overpopulation... :) :p
Thanks to the popularity of gifs, we are living in the golden age of silent films.
It`s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
Rick Ross be rapping about cars he can`t even fit in.
Which one of you is Moderation? I keep getting told we need to drink together.
Sorry I can`t make it to your party tonight- I have to get up REALLY early tomorrow afternoon.
“I need to stop,” I whispered as I clicked next episode.